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    #21
    Rumor has it that Bruce Jenner saw this list and said screw it, and decided to go in a different direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juice780 View Post
    Not sure I can deal with a severed artery
    Pretty simple; bag of quick clot, pack it with gauze whip a tourniquet on it and direct pressure & elevation. Then call someone that knows what they’re doing.

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    I'm at 94.3%
    Who controls John Gill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toni View Post
    Modern list

    1-he should know how to work the remote.
    2-he should know how to reheat food in a microwave
    3-he should be able to operate a smart phone without his kids/grandkids doing it for him
    4-he should be able to open his own beer cans
    5-he should know how to cook a frozen pizza

    Anything I missed?
    Yeah,have a DD-214 !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigEasy View Post
    Pretty simple; bag of quick clot, pack it with gauze whip a tourniquet on it and direct pressure & elevation. Then call someone that knows what they’re doing.
    Yeah everyone carries around a bag of quick clot, not even sure what this is?

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    Know how to fart! That should be high on the list!

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    #27
    Being able to pee and poop outside

    Eating a steak that's not burned beyond recognition

    Drink a cup of coffee that doesn't have a mountain of whipped cream and chocolate drizzles on top of it
    Ranting incoherently

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    #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie-Raven View Post
    Yeah everyone carries around a bag of quick clot, not even sure what this is?
    According to my dad it is dirt. "Rub some dirt in it and go on."

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    #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Gambler View Post
    Yeah,have a DD-214 !!
    We need a whole lot more of those today!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigEasy View Post
    Pretty simple; bag of quick clot, pack it with gauze whip a tourniquet on it and direct pressure & elevation. Then call someone that knows what they’re doing.
    Use your belt man!
    If professionals who's careers depend on catching fish use FFS then that's what I'm using. Might be too simple of a philosophy but makes sense to me.

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    Surprised it doesn’t have throw 1/2 once weights accurately enough to hit a moving boat….
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie-Raven View Post
    Yeah everyone carries around a bag of quick clot, not even sure what this is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Idaho Sandman View Post
    Surprised it doesn’t have throw 1/2 once weights accurately enough to hit a moving boat….
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    Who controls John Gill?

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    #34
    The handwriting note, reminds me so much of my grandfather (RIP) a world war two navy veteran, born in the 1920s, who became a boilermaker by trade after his service ended. Watching him sign a document with his incredibly calloused and dirty hands was almost magical. His handwriting was as close to calligraphy as any you've ever seen. Literally he could write a letter and you'd feel like you should frame it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toni View Post
    Modern list

    1-he should know how to work the remote.
    2-he should know how to reheat food in a microwave
    3-he should be able to operate a smart phone without his kids/grandkids doing it for him
    4-he should be able to open his own beer cans
    5-he should know how to cook a frozen pizza

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    Make mistakes in women and hope they are all unsuccessful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Gray View Post
    The handwriting note, reminds me so much of my grandfather (RIP) a world war two navy veteran, born in the 1920s, who became a boilermaker by trade after his service ended. Watching him sign a document with his incredibly calloused and dirty hands was almost magical. His handwriting was as close to calligraphy as any you've ever seen. Literally he could write a letter and you'd feel like you should frame it.
    The majority of people from the Greatest Generation and before had beautiful handwriting. My mother had really nice penmanship and did calligraphy as well. She filled-out the diplomas of graduating seniors for decades in my hometown.
    Some people are so judgemental. You can tell just by looking at 'em.--Some random meme

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toni View Post
    Modern list

    1-he should know how to work the remote.
    2-he should know how to reheat food in a microwave
    3-he should be able to operate a smart phone without his kids/grandkids doing it for him
    4-he should be able to open his own beer cans
    5-he should know how to cook a frozen pizza

    Anything I missed?
    He should be able to research Youtube videos on how to learn to do the things on this list while avoiding clickbait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie-Raven View Post
    Yeah everyone carries around a bag of quick clot, not even sure what this is?
    I would highly recommend purchasing a CAT Tourniquet to have around, especially if you own firearms or work with power tools. I keep a few around, and have one on my backpack at all times. When I fire up the chainsaw I keep it with me as well. They're easy to use and last forever, unless you need to use it. But, if you need to use one it will absolutely save your life, or the life of the person you use it on.

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    My contribution.


    The twenty year period between the ages of 15 and 35 are the most formative years of a young man’s life. It is during this period that they are figuring out careers, society, girls, and where they stand in this world. Once you hit 35, your direction in life is pretty much set - you are what you are and there is no hiding it. If you made the necessary time investments in education, personal growth, and/or a career, chances are you will have a successful career and life. Spend it playing video games, drinking, and smoking dope, you will reap what you sowed.

    I also tell young men to not get married until you’re 30 or at least until you are three years into an established career and have some level of financial success. Also date any girl you are thinking of marrying for three years. Girls generally can hide “crazy” for 18 months but it eventually will come out if it’s there.
    Last edited by Whiteboat; 04-26-2024 at 06:12 PM.

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    In todays age, I think the first check box should be “do you have balls and a dong” if no then then they’re not a man and no sense in continuing on
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