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    NIL

    On my recent trip to New York, I was walking near a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. So I looked in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said "N I L".
    White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to “The Great Nullity”, “The Blessed Emptiness”, and “The Big Zero in the Sky”.
    I approached one of the white-robed cult members and asked, "Is Nothing Sacred?”
    - Stan Kegel
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    Must be one of then there inside jokes, Jim Bob! Thought this was an SEC thread!
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    way inside!!!!!

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    One of them 3 laugh jokes. I laughed when I read it, I'll laugh again if you explain it, and the third time when I finally understand the joke.
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    Did you drink it or smoke it ?

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    Do gummies stick to your fingers or the roof of your mouth?

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    hmmmmmm......waiting for a better version
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    DILLIGAF

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    Can someone please explain this to this old man?

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    Stan Kegel is the author and not part of the PUN, does that help?

    NIL = zero = emptiness = nothing
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    I understand what nil is I think. Same as zilch. Need to think about the rest of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAMVET1968 View Post
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    Sounds like an old military comment I use to say and hear.

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